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by Anonymous / 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 2:35am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by rebeccacaissie / 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/20/2010 at 12:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lisacasabonita / 11/12/2010 at 11:31am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
by Telinaa / 11/07/2010 at 9:25pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by iheartexes / 11/06/2010 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts "GO F YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2010 at 12:44am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by leve80paladin / 10/25/2010 at 11:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 5:07am / Canada (Quebec) / Money
Today, we were building the homecoming float, the theme is Seasons of Love. We went around the yard and put random leaves on the float. My friend's dad looked at the float and said, "You do realize that's poison ivy?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2010 at 9:16pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 5:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 12:47am / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly… Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My… Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful…