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Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

#14014321
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25998) - you deserved it (4186)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

#13957854
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28797) - you deserved it (4487)

On 11/24/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22311) - you deserved it (7808)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

#13906706
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26651) - you deserved it (2707)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16333) - you deserved it (28623)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45342) - you deserved it (8529)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

#13764859
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18672) - you deserved it (10551)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML

#13757494
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18564) - you deserved it (2337)

On 11/07/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Telinaa (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

#13733818
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37649) - you deserved it (3489)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:52am - love - by iheartexes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts "GO F YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML

#13622060
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25483) - you deserved it (2921)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML

#13588897
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8926) - you deserved it (59018)

On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

#13403572
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25926) - you deserved it (4982)

On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, we were building the homecoming float, the theme is Seasons of Love. We went around the yard and put random leaves on the float. My friend's dad looked at the float and said, "You do realize that's poison ivy?" FML

#13397678
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8325) - you deserved it (24576)

On 10/10/2010 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

#13125278
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25547) - you deserved it (2957)

On 09/20/2010 at 5:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

#12998632
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29220) - you deserved it (3144)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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