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Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

#14772330
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43907) - you deserved it (2902)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:46am - kids - by QuicksilverMaximoff (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

#14772330
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43907) - you deserved it (2902)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:46am - kids - by QuicksilverMaximoff (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12680) - you deserved it (43050)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12680) - you deserved it (43050)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

#14505614
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28136) - you deserved it (5143)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

#14487590
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40402) - you deserved it (4197)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

#14474591
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13429) - you deserved it (19835)

On 01/05/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

#14463244
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28827) - you deserved it (5949)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41072) - you deserved it (4072)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML

#14162171
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7577) - you deserved it (31703)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:12am - misc - by RingRing - United States (California)

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

#14151481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27758) - you deserved it (4762)

On 12/10/2010 at 6:37am - misc - by iamnotuseless -

Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML

#14066862
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (2948)

On 12/03/2010 at 12:18am - misc - by nokitchenforme - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied saying she is a hair dresser. FML

#14059634
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (42599)

On 12/02/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

#14021312
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27646) - you deserved it (5765)

On 11/29/2010 at 5:46am - work - by figgy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

#14021312
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27646) - you deserved it (5765)

On 11/29/2010 at 5:46am - work - by figgy - United States (Massachusetts)



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