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Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML

#16066360
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15658) - you deserved it (48154)

On 05/06/2011 at 10:07am - intimacy - by eringoBRA (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

#16016307
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37027) - you deserved it (9702)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11418) - you deserved it (31542)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After calling her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

#15893530
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24900) - you deserved it (3696)

On 04/23/2011 at 1:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

#15833979
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37519) - you deserved it (7878)

On 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm - love - by alissa_roar - United States

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
733 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48827) - you deserved it (6992)

On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21351) - you deserved it (36382)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59465) - you deserved it (5865)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

#15547053
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36666) - you deserved it (13043)

On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28915) - you deserved it (5798)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

#15198554
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31328) - you deserved it (3745)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

#15127410
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53528) - you deserved it (4645)

On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44202) - you deserved it (8749)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34220) - you deserved it (2841)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (38237)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States



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