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Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML
by eringoBRA / 05/06/2011 at 10:07am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
by alchy / 05/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by alissa_roar / 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm / United States / Love
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Sid / 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
by hiker / 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm / United States / Money
Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML
by nosleeptilpissoff / 03/18/2011 at 11:54am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by Shoofly / 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
by Anonymous / 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Someone / 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Roxas / 02/14/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by courtbabbbby / 02/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous