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Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm / France / Love
by ApparentDrugAddict / 08/08/2011 at 2:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by independence / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
by camzzz / 07/02/2011 at 4:27am / United States (Washington) / Health
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML
by sealpop09 / 06/30/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Username / 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by shyshy96679 / 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by minecraftwilldie / 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2011 at 3:08pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health
- Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply… Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know… Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he…
- Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today, I was talking about Star Wars with some of my friends. When they started talking about how… Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm…