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Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

#20470936
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50280) - you deserved it (4256)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

#20470654
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (44076)

On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

#20160706
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6918) - you deserved it (52754)

On 11/12/2012 at 5:08pm - money - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

#20136629
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22318) - you deserved it (4223)

On 10/28/2012 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

#20017935
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19261) - you deserved it (23741)

On 08/13/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by brooke - United States

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20336) - you deserved it (37513)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML

#19703809
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28056) - you deserved it (3659)

On 05/30/2012 at 9:51am - work - by chlorinesmells - United States

Today, after 5 months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight". She allowed me all of 4 minutes of feeling good about myself. FML

#19676513
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24159) - you deserved it (2841)

On 05/25/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by daddyowl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

#19632849
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7147) - you deserved it (30447)

On 05/16/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33015) - you deserved it (5134)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9829) - you deserved it (60140)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML

#19501671
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26741) - you deserved it (1953)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States

Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML

#19442358
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13606) - you deserved it (18930)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my dad found out that there is a free, 24 hour, 7 days a week religious channel. Now that's all he watches. FML

#19439898
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26582) - you deserved it (2805)

On 04/09/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by awwman - United States

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

#19416398
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21800) - you deserved it (2407)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States



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