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About man_in_black08 : i can generally be described as a jack of "most" trades.
But at the moment, struggling to make it big in the world.
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An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML
Friday 19 December 2014