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man_in_black08

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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1990 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1577
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About man_in_black08 : i can generally be described as a jack of "most" trades.

But at the moment, struggling to make it big in the world.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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man_in_black08's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

#21442865
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26849) - you deserved it (3553)

On 07/17/2015 at 3:04am - love - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40302) - you deserved it (3465)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

#21331513
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29684) - you deserved it (2273)

On 01/05/2015 at 7:15pm - misc - by anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

#21306727
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (6972)

On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

#21296136
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45588) - you deserved it (4531)

On 11/10/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by SisterOfTard (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

#21293802
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36222) - you deserved it (3683)

On 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by ozozl - United States (Colorado)

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

#21262712
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (2661)

On 09/21/2014 at 9:27pm - misc - by ohtheirony -



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