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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 726
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About man_in_black08 : i can generally be described as a jack of "most" trades.

But at the moment, struggling to make it big in the world.

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Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30602) - you deserved it (6075)

On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42691) - you deserved it (4031)

On 11/10/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by SisterOfTard (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

#21293802
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33082) - you deserved it (3196)

On 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by ozozl - United States (Colorado)

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31121) - you deserved it (2266)

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