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  • Town/Country : New York, U.S
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 38626
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About man : I always have bad moments.
I am dyslexic
I am kind of nerdy

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Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61010) - you deserved it (5424)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Oregon)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (115432) - you deserved it (28325)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (133397) - you deserved it (18294)

On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (108116) - you deserved it (32934)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)



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