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Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30164) - you deserved it (2388)

On 05/14/2015 at 1:11am - animals - by cricketsins (woman) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML


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