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Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30534) - you deserved it (2424)

On 05/14/2015 at 1:11am - animals - by cricketsins (woman) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30234) - you deserved it (3800)

On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

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