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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About mamaflower : I'm a single mum to an adorable little girl

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Visits<b>Flasby</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 2:39am<b>Shamp0wa</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 2:38pm<b>caiteemarie91</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 12:56am<b>Tyde</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 3:18am<b>Apollo182</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 9:34am<b>yourlifeisfine</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 3:26am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 10:33pm<b>grimmotek</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 10:56am<b>IHATEFMYLIFE</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 3:59am<b>Mightytall</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 3:57am<b>curlytop101</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 11:28pm<b>CTPope74</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 3:42pm<b>Shep81</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 1:41am<b>Austrand22</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 11:58pm<b>birdybirdchirp</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 11:52pm<b>Crusher74</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 7:22am<b>brutal_one_lad</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 10:13am<b>poppypoptarts</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 2:27pm

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Friday 17 October 2014

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