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Town/Country : USA
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Monday 7 August 1989 (22 years)
Number of visits : 140
Number of comments : 0
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks (26578) - you deserved it (3712)

On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16051) - you deserved it (27089)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by fail (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (4517)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

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