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by smashed / 09/24/2012 at 10:33am / United States / Kids
by gabbykinz13 / 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm / United States / Love
by syl / 02/11/2010 at 1:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
by soapgirl / 08/13/2009 at 12:07pm / Philippines (Pampanga) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML
by Anonymous / 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 6:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to… Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought… Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and…