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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 199
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About mallak_rabaa : Well hello hello welcome to my profile, heres a little about myself, class of 2014, I love to laugh....a lot :) and make other people laugh, my family and friends are what help me go on in life other than a beating heart and oxygen :)

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Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47060) - you deserved it (4771)

On 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm - health - by wish his dad had worn one (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML


Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML


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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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