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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 October 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 449
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About malignantmegan : Uhh I'm Megan!! :D I love pretty colors and doing stuff like arts and crafts.

Email me whenever you want!! Megan barrow@gmail.com is my email an I love making new friends!! Thankies and talk to you laters!!

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Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65649) - you deserved it (4867)

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