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malicious_melons
  • Town/Country : Santa Monica, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 122
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About malicious_melons : I love Jesus and books :) ❤

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Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47186) - you deserved it (23095)

On 07/19/2013 at 9:54am - work - by Treats For Days - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43659) - you deserved it (5706)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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On 07/07/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by malicious_melons - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20667) - you deserved it (2083)

On 09/28/2012 at 10:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)



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