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  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 June 1997 (17 years)
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Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
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I agree, your life sucks (24693) - you deserved it (3671)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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