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Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Pip (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 11:48am - intimacy - by jasmine - United States
Today, on Facebook, I joined a group called "I want our relationship to last." My boyfriend commented "I don't." FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by itsawonderfulife (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)
Today, after being dumped just 48 hours prior, I awoke from a night of passionate lovemaking with my ex. Last night, he came to my house, romanced me, and presented a possible future. This morning, when I got up to use the restroom, my laptop, money, and ex-boyfriend were gone. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Ennui (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)
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