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makii06
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 September 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

#9181669
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On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

#9178637
137 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

#9169720
95 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went in for a doctors appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

#9160182
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm - health - by Betty (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
174 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

#9157665
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

#9157665
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML

#9157447
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:22am - misc - by socksoffire (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

#9156670
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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

#9154406
310 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

#9153191
140 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 3:05am - love - by Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

#9152447
145 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

#9152447
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

#9149422
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On 03/17/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by LG (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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