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Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 7:48am - love - by Jaded618 - United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 6:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
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On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
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On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -
Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML
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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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