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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 168
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About makeupjunkie : Nothing makes me happier than my baby boy

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Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29832) - you deserved it (4562)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

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