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  • Town/Country : Florida, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
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About makeupjunkie : Nothing makes me happier than my baby boy

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Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

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