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About mak122999 : My name is MaK and I'm from New York! Lover of thunderstorms, kayaking, urbex, hyperreal cartography, John and Hank Green, and Shadowhunters! I'm a nerdfighter! DFTBA
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Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Friday 31 July 2015