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About mak122999 : My name is MaK and I'm from New York! Lover of thunderstorms, kayaking, urbex, hyperreal cartography, John and Hank Green, and Shadowhunters! I'm a nerdfighter! DFTBA

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Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML


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On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML


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On 10/15/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by secretsmakefriends (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML


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On 10/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by bunintheoven (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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