About mak122999 : My name is MaK and I'm from New York! Lover of thunderstorms, kayaking, urbex, hyperreal cartography, John and Hank Green, and Shadowhunters! I'm a nerdfighter! DFTBA
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by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 9:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
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by secretsmakefriends / 10/15/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML
by somethingblue / 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
by bunintheoven / 10/23/2012 at 12:21am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
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