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majid74

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About majid74 : I'm 19 years old boy from Iran, a country with the kindest people in the world. I know what U've heard about my country but believe me, it's just propaganda. btw, I'm a medical student from a little town in a great country.
I love listening music (real music, not these new craps), I love poem and writing & many other things
nice to C U ;)

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majid74's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML

#20859438
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26211) - you deserved it (39529)

On 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out after spending my life's income on paying for my grandma's cancer treatment that she has been faking it. FML

#20859354
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56311) - you deserved it (3302)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:48pm - health - by scammed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

#20859311
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55032) - you deserved it (6158)

On 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out someone has a crush on me. Normally I'd be fine with this, if it weren't for that fact that this guy informed me that he has collected pictures of me since the third grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks. FML

Today, my drunk mom kicked me out of my own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz. FML

#20843210
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39437) - you deserved it (3898)

On 08/18/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by 12345678910 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend only has sex with me to get me to shut up. FML

#20827840
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46173) - you deserved it (19600)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by blissful oblivion (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

#20789918
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39200) - you deserved it (13745)

On 07/18/2013 at 3:41am - misc - by booger (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML

#20574297
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34852) - you deserved it (2105)

On 04/04/2013 at 3:12am - misc - by Claustrophobic - United States

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML

#20574297
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34852) - you deserved it (2105)

On 04/04/2013 at 3:12am - misc - by Claustrophobic - United States

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34347) - you deserved it (9351)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

#1900118
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18579) - you deserved it (128521)

On 05/13/2009 at 11:35am - love - by your_mother - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

#459925
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82578) - you deserved it (15089)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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