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About maimay234 : I like to come on FML so I can feel better about crap that happened to me that day. It makes me feel thankful for being unlucky. Things could be so much worse....
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 1:41pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 7:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by calling_while_driving - United States (California)
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)
Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -
Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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