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  • Number of visits : 915
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 33 posted

About maimay234 : I like to come on FML so I can feel better about crap that happened to me that day. It makes me feel thankful for being unlucky. Things could be so much worse....

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maimay234's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51327) - you deserved it (8223)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

#15846302
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (4237)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46472) - you deserved it (5701)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38724) - you deserved it (15879)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

#15621368
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25573) - you deserved it (3809)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:41pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72853) - you deserved it (5895)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47949) - you deserved it (15841)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33563) - you deserved it (4828)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML

#15535054
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19667) - you deserved it (28070)

On 03/28/2011 at 7:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39896) - you deserved it (5020)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

#15526729
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27237) - you deserved it (3748)

On 03/28/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by calling_while_driving - United States (California)

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28690) - you deserved it (9903)

On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39754) - you deserved it (4515)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27134) - you deserved it (8797)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36813) - you deserved it (6552)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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