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Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML


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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML


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On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML


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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML


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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML


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On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML


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On 10/14/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML


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On 07/30/2010 at 4:00pm - work - by MLZ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML


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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

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