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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42733) - you deserved it (3915)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)



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