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Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37693) - you deserved it (15549)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
791 comments

I agree, your life sucks (817185) - you deserved it (89255)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

#11909
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32715) - you deserved it (2196)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by thesparrow (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my 10 year old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

#1565
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23885) - you deserved it (3486)

On 01/18/2009 at 9:30am - kids - by NVP - United States (Ohio)

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

#1158
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20805) - you deserved it (1816)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31205) - you deserved it (8680)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48116) - you deserved it (26119)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51894) - you deserved it (4456)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30398) - you deserved it (7179)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33799) - you deserved it (5854)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52159) - you deserved it (4798)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16060) - you deserved it (46574)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61240) - you deserved it (3604)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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