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TODAY, I ASKAD MY MOTHAR Y SHA DIDN'T DRINK. SHA LAUGHAD AND SAID, "THA LAST TIMA I DRANK WAS THA NIGHT YOU WARA CONCAIVAD. I DIDN'T NAAD ANY OTHAR DISASTARS." RAAL FML

#14180759
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34857) - you deserved it (4156)

On 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
135 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, I cummed home from work to fine mah five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall!! The same wall that I had to repaint last week cuz it had puppies on it!! FML

#14093907
183 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)

TODAY MAH SON TOLD HIS TEACHER THAT SHE "HAS A NICE RACK." HE'S FOUR. FML

#14079841
142 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

yesterday I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other grl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

#13938370
213 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by linda (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I TOOK MY TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SWIMMING. WHILE SITTING IN THE HOT TUB, MY DAUGHTER POINTED TO THE ELDERLY MAN SITTING ACROSS FROM US AND MUMBLED SOMETHING. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HER, SO I ASKED HER TO REPEAT IT. AFTER TWO MORE ATTEMPTS, SHE SHOUTED, "MOM! HE HAS BIG BOOBS!"

#13912441
80 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today at work a littla boy syly told is mom a tougt I was cuta. I smild at im as sa lookd ma up and down and said to im "Eww onay. No you do not!" big fat FML

#13853853
108 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML

#13756412
182 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I was jogging.. . and I saw a little boy walking . Crying and all alone . Tinking tat e was probably lost.. . I askd to im wit sweetest voice: 'Hi tere.. . did you loose somebody?' He screamd terrifid and ran away . Tis is te second time tis as append to me . FML

#13749497
73 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 6:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today... I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class fir weeks. I boarded the train to looool school... but soon dozed off. A few minutes later... I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

#13717829
156 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I movd back in wit my parent in order to elp tem wit te mortgage, so tey don't lose te ouse tat as been in our family for tree generations. I also found out tat I now ave a curfew, an so does my usband an our 3 year old son. FML

#13685830
195 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today mah son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

#13651777
94 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

today as a physic teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One grl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I looool replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needles to say, she was picked on all day. mega FML

#13636606
185 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)



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