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TODAY, I TOOK MY TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SWIMMING. WHILE SITTING IN THE HOT TUB, MY DAUGHTER POINTED TO THE ELDERLY MAN SITTING ACROSS FROM US AND MUMBLED SOMETHING. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HER, SO I ASKED HER TO REPEAT IT. AFTER TWO MORE ATTEMPTS, SHE SHOUTED, "MOM! HE HAS BIG BOOBS!"
today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML
Today.. . I was jogging.. . and I saw a little boy walking . Crying and all alone . Tinking tat e was probably lost.. . I askd to im wit sweetest voice: 'Hi tere.. . did you loose somebody?' He screamd terrifid and ran away . Tis is te second time tis as append to me . FML
Today... I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class fir weeks. I boarded the train to looool school... but soon dozed off. A few minutes later... I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
Today, I movd back in wit my parent in order to elp tem wit te mortgage, so tey don't lose te ouse tat as been in our family for tree generations. I also found out tat I now ave a curfew, an so does my usband an our 3 year old son. FML
today as a physic teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One grl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I looool replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needles to say, she was picked on all day. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015