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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mum read a forwarded email, and is now convinced that eating processed food will make my ovaries shrink and disappear. Now she goes batshit crazy if she sees me eating potato chips. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 7:18am - health - by sohungry (woman) - India (Maharashtra)
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States
Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States
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