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  • Number of visits : 948
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About mahimalil : My goal is to have 1 of my FMLs selected and 1000 comments

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Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10593) - you deserved it (62940)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade. I had worked extremely hard in that class. I had one submission for the test. My roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while i was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42876) - you deserved it (3305)

On 11/09/2009 at 5:13pm - work - by Failure (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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