Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mahimalil

Search for a member

mahimalil
  • Town/Country : Forida, United States Of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 646
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About mahimalil : My goal is to have 1 of my FMLs selected and 1000 comments

mahimalil's last visitors

extrasnipesMichellinManaddiotyEllaJSwiftiesasyquinplaguerrobbie12321barnee26

mahimalil's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

mahimalil's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

#13775057
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20961) - you deserved it (1736)

On 11/09/2010 at 6:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

#13653582
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19659) - you deserved it (3723)

On 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

#13653582
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19659) - you deserved it (3723)

On 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

#13653489
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21491) - you deserved it (5050)

On 10/30/2010 at 7:46pm - misc - by demaris (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

#13644556
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6556) - you deserved it (18737)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

#13577689
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6047) - you deserved it (29367)

On 10/24/2010 at 3:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

#13575803
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33327) - you deserved it (3370)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

#13571431
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11275) - you deserved it (44600)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had two 100's and two singles in my wallet. The two 100's was for my electric bill and the two singles were for the bus. Once I got off the bus and to the electric company, I noticed only my singles were there. Turns out I paid the bus driver $200. FML

#13570678
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13792) - you deserved it (32917)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:37am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31461) - you deserved it (4351)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18447) - you deserved it (24614)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

#13372336
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25738) - you deserved it (4817)

On 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by mster233 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

#13347078
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26922) - you deserved it (2787)

On 10/06/2010 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML

#13341534
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16130) - you deserved it (10920)

On 10/06/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by ctschantz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9959) - you deserved it (48971)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: