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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 33
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mahed : Names maher, ima odd one but you right meow are the creeper :p msg me if you want!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

#887533
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I agree, your life sucks (56772) - you deserved it (11144)

On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (314232) - you deserved it (41278)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

#2505
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5387) - you deserved it (21295)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (26860)

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