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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 October 1994 (21 years)
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About mahed : Names maher, ima odd one but you right meow are the creeper :p msg me if you want!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67029) - you deserved it (14825)

On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8542) - you deserved it (34694)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML


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