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by maddiecat / 01/08/2013 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a plane and realized that the woman next to me was hiding a hedgehog in a plastic container. I'm severely afraid of hedgehogs but not wanting to give the woman up and get her in trouble, I tried to stay quiet. Which led to me to quietly hyperventilate and pass out on the plane. FML
by scaredofhedges / 01/07/2013 at 5:21am / United States (California) / Transportation
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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me… Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all… Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my…