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magiczebra

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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About magiczebra : Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

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magiczebra's favorite FMLs

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

#20972839
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49917) - you deserved it (5420)

On 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by unluckylassy - Ireland

Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML

#20927730
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45805) - you deserved it (3198)

On 10/20/2013 at 4:34pm - money - by oh... (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

#20897714
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39042) - you deserved it (16163)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:33am - love - by drinkdrankdrunk (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML

#20840255
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44325) - you deserved it (11582)

On 08/16/2013 at 12:04pm - misc - by WatchOut - Singapore

Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML

#20477486
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30233) - you deserved it (2702)

On 01/25/2013 at 12:25am - kids - by teacher - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72402) - you deserved it (5877)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45369) - you deserved it (3977)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

#8875865
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36522) - you deserved it (1815)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

#7103723
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19692) - you deserved it (3174)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)



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