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by unluckylassy / 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm / Ireland / Intimacy
by oh... / 10/20/2013 at 4:34pm / United States (Missouri) / Money
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
by drinkdrankdrunk / 09/27/2013 at 3:33am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML
by WatchOut / 08/16/2013 at 12:04pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML
by teacher / 01/25/2013 at 12:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by - / 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by uneducated / 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by xxxzzzooo / 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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