Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

magiczebra

Offline (the 09/03/2014 at 11:51pm) | Search for a member

magiczebra

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About magiczebra : Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

magiczebra's page activity

Visits<b>rabidpeach</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 4:44pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 12:17pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 8:09am<b>cokeman666</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 3:49am<b>harrypotter322</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 12:52am<b>A07</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 3:58pm<b>leopardwilliam</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 5:03pm<b>MsJewelable</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 12:45am<b>prisco</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 9:58pm<b>mogila</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 7:44pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 5:38pm<b>DARKDAY07</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 8:28pm<b>Mr_Brightside209</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 8:55pm<b>Baucis</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 11:02pm<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 12:09pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 3:47pm<b>allplayedout</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 6:49pm<b>byefelicia1992</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 6:35pm

magiczebra's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of magiczebra's badges

magiczebra's favorite FMLs

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

#20972839
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51441) - you deserved it (5595)

On 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by unluckylassy - Ireland

Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML

#20927730
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45928) - you deserved it (3210)

On 10/20/2013 at 4:34pm - money - by oh... (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

#20897714
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39156) - you deserved it (16204)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:33am - love - by drinkdrankdrunk (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML

#20840255
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44454) - you deserved it (11619)

On 08/16/2013 at 12:04pm - misc - by WatchOut - Singapore

Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML

#20477486
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30339) - you deserved it (2706)

On 01/25/2013 at 12:25am - kids - by teacher - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72643) - you deserved it (5890)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46479) - you deserved it (4060)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

#8875865
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37808) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

#7103723
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20829) - you deserved it (3290)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: