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Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44237) - you deserved it (3281)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

#16481636
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10350) - you deserved it (55728)

On 06/03/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32177) - you deserved it (17217)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49927) - you deserved it (13491)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37099) - you deserved it (22141)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

#16277483
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23944) - you deserved it (43085)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML

#16262012
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9545) - you deserved it (25565)

On 05/20/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by Ahlph -

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML

#16249376
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28486) - you deserved it (6191)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:11am - misc - by ThisPerson - Canada

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21651) - you deserved it (62956)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35584) - you deserved it (6169)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45147) - you deserved it (4697)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

#16064729
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30779) - you deserved it (6795)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by goinginsane -

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

#16063941
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32124) - you deserved it (7499)

On 05/06/2011 at 1:15am - work - by Tyler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML

#16019769
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34512) - you deserved it (2899)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by teinage - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32197) - you deserved it (7865)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)



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