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Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
176 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML

#15186423
99 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML

#13676187
110 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 4:10pm - misc - by evilparents (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

#13372336
95 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by mster233 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

#13221295
175 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132
155 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

#12485840
356 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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