Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

magicman13

Search for a member

magicman13
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 846
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

magicman13's last visitors

huskies8king_of_LAKruitdampthebash14LittlestVNoLifeMo11

magicman13's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of magicman13's badges

magicman13's favorite FMLs

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42837) - you deserved it (8214)

On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39131) - you deserved it (4510)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML

#15186423
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23762) - you deserved it (2566)

On 03/03/2011 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9833) - you deserved it (36796)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML

#13676187
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21409) - you deserved it (5087)

On 11/01/2010 at 4:10pm - misc - by evilparents (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

#13372336
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25735) - you deserved it (4817)

On 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by mster233 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML

#13221295
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31268) - you deserved it (3269)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28823) - you deserved it (26799)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30781) - you deserved it (4150)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

#12485840
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24145) - you deserved it (25453)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35554) - you deserved it (3524)

On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29953) - you deserved it (6274)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3236) - you deserved it (43483)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

#7936771
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21688) - you deserved it (5738)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:29pm - love - by cherrycokeee - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32222) - you deserved it (6962)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Bénédicte's Illustrated FML
  • "If drawing stuff is the food of love, then get a better pencil." That's not a real expression, I just made it up because I needed a good opening line. It's not even that good of an opening line, but…

Thursday 10 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: