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Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46444) - you deserved it (4850)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39316) - you deserved it (5378)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19750) - you deserved it (47152)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36283) - you deserved it (8659)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

#16999311
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29962) - you deserved it (3501)

On 07/06/2011 at 11:21am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53751) - you deserved it (16813)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom said we are having a party for the 4th of July. Her definition of a party is my grandma coming over. FML

#16974064
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29267) - you deserved it (3725)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm - misc - by Kate - United States (Illinois)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42065) - you deserved it (7452)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

#16938868
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (6194)

On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32454) - you deserved it (17475)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42039) - you deserved it (3777)

On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

#16741320
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (7916)

On 06/19/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

#16734083
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22711) - you deserved it (29082)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

#16718637
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31567) - you deserved it (9830)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36524) - you deserved it (8228)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)



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