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by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Ignored / 07/13/2011 at 2:47am / United States (Texas) / Geek
by anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 11:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
by devilboy / 07/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Kate / 07/04/2011 at 3:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by fthislyfe / 07/02/2011 at 10:06am / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
by girlshavepenises / 06/28/2011 at 2:39am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by loser / 06/19/2011 at 4:44am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by iDisable / 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…