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Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by loser (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
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Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)
Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -
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