Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

magicman13

Search for a member

magicman13

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1177
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

magicman13's page activity

Visits<b>srudez</b> - 2 hours ago<b>captain_nick</b> - 2 hours ago<b>slender_gab</b> - 5 hours ago<b>cam25</b> - 6 hours ago<b>the_zero_article</b> - 8 hours ago<b>Martijn1102</b> - 8 hours ago<b>A_Dead_Fish32</b> - 9 hours ago<b>d_g_Asm</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Jaggzone</b> - 9 hours ago<b>bluucat</b> - 12 hours ago<b>farleytb42</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 6:23pm<b>narutorz</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 5:08am<b>Lianess</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 9:21pm<b>Treken</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 7:58am<b>cosmicriver</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 5:27am<b>zandalee</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 3:56am<b>badnelly123</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 2:46am<b>CrowlyKingofHell</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 11:02pm

magicman13's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of magicman13's badges

magicman13's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

#21178301
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47462) - you deserved it (7050)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by ifeelfat (woman) - United States

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML

#21164644
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42524) - you deserved it (7629)

On 06/06/2014 at 2:24am - kids - by playdated - United States (California)

Today, my teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML

#21120593
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37534) - you deserved it (5456)

On 04/23/2014 at 3:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I had to work at the restaurant instead of going to the prom, which nobody asked me out to. For five hours, I got to shamefully greet and seat people on their way home from the prom, all of whom knew I was too lame to get asked out. FML

#21111507
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43109) - you deserved it (3882)

On 04/12/2014 at 11:01pm - work - by annoyed teen - United States (Idaho)

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

#21107739
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46282) - you deserved it (3180)

On 04/08/2014 at 4:13pm - kids - by vreenya (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML

#21033078
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46411) - you deserved it (9082)

On 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML

#21012312
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34730) - you deserved it (5135)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:38am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I have to spend the whole day in a moving truck with my dad. He had beans for dinner, and it's too cold to crack open a window. FML

#20970198
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35750) - you deserved it (3233)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:58pm - misc - by cb - United States (Indiana)

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

#20846305
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42335) - you deserved it (2814)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States

Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML

#20514612
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33675) - you deserved it (4615)

On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

#20154996
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12812) - you deserved it (22711)

On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

#20040696
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18282) - you deserved it (8099)

On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (2901)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8406) - you deserved it (36179)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: