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  • Number of visits : 1555
  • Number of comments : 130
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About magickitten : A self confessed tea drinking, cat loving, sofa sleeping Daryl Dixon obsessive.

Likes: Marmite sandwiches, Thor and sunshine.
Dislikes: Russell Crowe, shoes built for comfort and wooden lollipop sticks.

Twitter: @TheMagicKitten
I've a super gorge kitten who's got her own Instagram!
Insta: penelopkittenfur

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Visits<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 11/22/2016 at 11:10am<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 1:12pm<b>timinator5000</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 1:55pm<b>Dr_Awesome654</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 2:16am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 3:43pm<b>Tomato_Cheese</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 6:39am<b>michaelwm26</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 1:34am<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 1:53pm<b>tweak2011</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 9:49pm<b>FailSwitch</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 3:39am<b>ebroks</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 8:34pm<b>thinlinetele</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 1:33am<b>Pandapete4857</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 12:36am<b>telecaster3</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 9:15pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:30pm<b>alinoor</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 6:50am<b>js2493</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 1:59pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 9:19am

Fucked!<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 11/21/2016 at 2:58pm<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 7:13pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 1:15pm<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 8:39am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 4:11am<b>zainman13</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 4:29am<b>csjc</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:45pm<b>lambda</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:08pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 4:07am<b>abhig</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:55am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:53am<b>MrScootyPuffSr</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 2:40am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 1:27am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 5:01am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 6:23am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 10:24am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:33am<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 9:02pm

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magickitten's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML

by unmarried / 05/03/2016 at 8:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML

by Alex White / 05/02/2016 at 12:50pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML

by pancaketits / 03/22/2016 at 11:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

by chunky monkey / 03/14/2016 at 2:26pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love

Today, I was sleeping peacefully with my cat sweetly snuggling my legs under the covers. My husband dutch-ovened her, and she shredded my calves as she rushed to escape. FML

by injuredwifelady / 02/23/2016 at 3:23am / United States (Nebraska) / Animals

Today, my mom tried to convince me to throw out my insulin shots because she read a chain email that claimed they "cause cancer". FML

by Anonymous / 02/19/2016 at 2:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

by bubblewrap / 10/20/2015 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

by Anonymous / 10/09/2015 at 12:58pm / United States (Maine) / Work

Today, my boyfriend told his friends he was dating me. We've been together for a year and a half. His friends didn't even know I existed before. FML

by Myyrh / 06/15/2015 at 9:48pm / Switzerland (Basel-Stadt) / Love

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Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

by IrNatalie / 06/02/2015 at 4:59am / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

by dickhead / 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

by no, YOU raised him / 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

by lucasbeck99 / 03/31/2015 at 5:35am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

by anonymous / 03/25/2015 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. FML

by EnglandRocks / 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Miscellaneous