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  • Number of visits : 1052
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About magickitten : A self confessed tea drinking, cat loving, sofa sleeping Daryl Dixon obsessive.

Likes: Marmite sandwiches, Thor and sunshine.
Dislikes: Russell Crowe, shoes built for comfort and wooden lollipop sticks.

Twitter: @TheMagicKitten
I've a super gorge kitten who's got her own Instagram!
Insta: penelopkittenfur

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Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

#21482104
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24833) - you deserved it (10884)

On 10/20/2015 at 6:13am - love - by bubblewrap (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#21477906
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23640) - you deserved it (2137)

On 10/09/2015 at 12:58pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend told his friends he was dating me. We've been together for a year and a half. His friends didn't even know I existed before. FML

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

#21419579
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (1776)

On 06/02/2015 at 4:59am - work - by IrNatalie - United States (Arizona)

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

#21391420
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28474) - you deserved it (3222)

On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

#21387117
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31354) - you deserved it (6226)

On 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm - kids - by no, YOU raised him (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

#21384606
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31621) - you deserved it (3652)

On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29616) - you deserved it (3089)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. FML

#21373156
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38538) - you deserved it (2644)

On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

#21369215
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32800) - you deserved it (4948)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

#21360985
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34216) - you deserved it (2031)

On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53070) - you deserved it (4454)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

#21350891
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39918) - you deserved it (3025)

On 02/06/2015 at 11:56am - love - by that guy - United States (California)

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

#21350431
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25483) - you deserved it (15387)

On 02/05/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by gumchuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML

#21343453
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40014) - you deserved it (2762)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)



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