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Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59062) - you deserved it (18937)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29091) - you deserved it (63582)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (249046) - you deserved it (34291)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)