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magicalswaci

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 November 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 9:34am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 7:18pm<b>gearhead369</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 7:42am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 9:33pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 5:29am<b>marshm610</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 12:45pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 12:16pm<b>annequenneville</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 8:53am<b>apineapple</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:55am<b>rose_on_fire</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 1:50am<b>PsychoticAsylum</b> - the 01/12/2013 at 8:59am<b>KendallJ13</b> - the 01/12/2013 at 7:00am<b>Epikouros</b> - the 01/12/2013 at 6:56am<b>Sigrak</b> - the 01/11/2013 at 11:16pm<b>bbycks304</b> - the 01/11/2013 at 11:02pm<b>mistercrow</b> - the 01/11/2013 at 10:43pm<b>yasseraltuhaif</b> - the 01/11/2013 at 10:38pm<b>dieselwrench4</b> - the 01/11/2013 at 8:39pm

Fucked!<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 3:34pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 6:55am

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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magicalswaci's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

by birchbeer / 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

by Rebecca / 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

by ugly / 06/11/2012 at 8:01am / Australia / Love

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

by eddie818 / 06/10/2012 at 3:54am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

by facepalm / 02/27/2012 at 6:06am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

by danjoylovefun / 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

by warp_routine / 03/31/2009 at 10:17am / United States (Vermont) / Health