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magicalswaci

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

#21408444
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25236) - you deserved it (2001)

On 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm - health - by birchbeer - United States (California)

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

#19783803
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11223) - you deserved it (31316)

On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

#19769675
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27797) - you deserved it (3362)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

#19764297
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27612) - you deserved it (2926)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

#19173399
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28057) - you deserved it (4030)

On 02/27/2012 at 6:06am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

#13581194
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25148) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
185 comments

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

#721846
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (184604) - you deserved it (12360)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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