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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (259764) - you deserved it (47637)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1142223) - you deserved it (115213)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (278943) - you deserved it (51784)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24521) - you deserved it (6301)

On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version



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