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  • Town/Country : British Columbia, Canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

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347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35055) - you deserved it (6531)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

#17577684
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27521) - you deserved it (4371)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
237 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

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204 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
141 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
428 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
251 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

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172 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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287 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

#15264127
204 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

#14692086
86 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by Sostupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered "nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML

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87 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 12:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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