Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

maggzilla

Offline (the 10/07/2014 at 10:09am) | Search for a member

maggzilla

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 764
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About maggzilla : I enjoy reading about other people's misery.

maggzilla's page activity

Visits<b>Canyoudig_it</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 9:17am<b>olpally</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 1:22pm<b>persianninja</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 11:03pm<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 11/25/2013 at 5:23am<b>luminis12</b> - the 08/31/2013 at 6:23am<b>JoelsLastNight</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 2:52am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 1:56pm<b>Draco_Malfoy</b> - the 08/29/2013 at 2:13am

maggzilla's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of maggzilla's badges

maggzilla's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me 4 not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds 'lol' to everythinghich turns me off.

#20879249
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53058) - you deserved it (6181)

On 09/13/2013 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I ad sex wit a guy wereing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

#20877518
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22622) - you deserved it (68030)

On 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by lyfisdyno - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, mah wife appropriatd our savings to finance her crazy, midlife crisis idea of designing and marketing Cheez Whiz dildos. FML

#20860571
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37059) - you deserved it (3033)

On 08/30/2013 at 5:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Raalizd I Lova Boyfriand's Cat Mora Than Boyfriand. Tha Only Raason Wa'ra Still Togathar Is I Don't Want To Loosa Custody Of Tha Cat. FML

#20859438
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (39510)

On 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have 4 buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

#20833743
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (39831)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today.. . somaona told ma that initials raally fit parsonality . I took it as a stranga complimant.. . until I raalizad initials spall "aw" . FML

#20832005
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44345) - you deserved it (4258)

On 08/11/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by ew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the frst time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65193) - you deserved it (6603)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, ONE OF MY COWORKERS ASKED IF I HATED MY LIFE AND WAS DEPRESSED BECAUSE OF HOW I LOOK MOST OF THE TIME. THIS IS JUST MY FACIAL EXPRESSION. FML

#20802256
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37548) - you deserved it (4547)

On 07/25/2013 at 12:44am - work - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND WAS SITTING ON MY LAP AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FART. I CUMMED INSTANTLY. FML

#20785133
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59734) - you deserved it (21057)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Taday after a haircut... I walked to the cash register... handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said... ( Keep the change. ) He looked at me with a blank expression and replied... ( The haircut costs 25 dollars. ) FML

#20773985
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (46698)

On 07/10/2013 at 8:38am - misc - by RickTheBoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , a wasp flew into mah car. In mah frantic attempt to get away from it , I got pulled over and had to prove I was driving sober. FML

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD A THREESOME!! HE SUGGESTD WE HAVE ANOTHER GUY!! IT ENDD UP DEVOLVING INTO A TWOSOME, AND I WASN'T PART OF IT!! FML

#20740333
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76494) - you deserved it (17361)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today mah grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes!! I don't know what's worse: that she looks at mah turds or the fact that she actively comments on them!! mega FML

#20740202
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45573) - you deserved it (3325)

On 06/22/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window!! I don't live with my parents!! I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something an attacks them!! real FML

#20738804
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49273) - you deserved it (10394)

On 06/21/2013 at 10:28am - animals - by Anonymous - United States



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: