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maggiepie14
  • Town/Country : oysterbay New York, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 46
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About maggiepie14 : I don't care what u think ur girlfriends a freak!
I party hard drink and smoke hmu on kik partygirl15

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Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 3:32am - animals - by sammyxoxo - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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206 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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