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Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across mah back and said ( You're so cute, I'd lyk to take you home and lock you in mah basement nakd so you can't leave ) and walkd out. mega FML

#4696975
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58945) - you deserved it (3413)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, it was brthday. The only call I receivd was from stalker, who sang happy brthday with a japanese accent an askd if he could be "special present". FML

#4293059
73 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by andi0804 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day an asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when thier killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, an now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. big fat FML

#4188521
156 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
266 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, I was taking a bath an out of boredom started making sheep noises . I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises . When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room...here my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing . mega FML

#2637147
301 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML

Today I Asked My Mom If I Could Join My Friends In Getting Lessons In Self Defense. My Mom Told Me That I Didn't Need Them Because My Face Was A Better Weapon To Repel Anyone. FML

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181 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I Was In The Park 4 A Walk When A Ball Rolled To Mah Feet. Figuring It Belonged To The Kids Not Far Off, I Wound Back And Kicked. The Ball Had Actually Been Kicked By Someone Else 4 There Dog To Chase And I Ended Up Punting It In The Head. FML

#2489611
58 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 12:50am - money - by steph (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I thought I would make mah first trip to the beach. While in the water , I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish.

#2464831
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64634) - you deserved it (9922)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Heather (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was looool beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near house. I left guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

#2429175
108 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by peopleinthepark (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking mah dog but avary tima ha lookad lika ha was about to "go", ha bacama unintarastad with tha spot and kapt walking. I, following bahind, trippad ovar a bump in tha sidawalk and faca plantad. My dog than finally urinatad, all ovar mah aching body. FML

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61 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by mraow123 (man) - United States

while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he calld to me "I ned some help in here." Worrid I ran to the bathroom an askd himhat was wrong. He needd me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as mah hand was under his butt, he poopd again an laughd. FML

#2421163
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58809) - you deserved it (5772)

On 05/30/2009 at 12:24am - kids - by sdasdflkjas (woman) - United States



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