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About maggie_gxx : sup fool.
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Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across mah back and said ( You're so cute, I'd lyk to take you home and lock you in mah basement nakd so you can't leave ) and walkd out. mega FML
Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day an asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when thier killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, an now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. big fat FML
Today... I was in a public restroomhen the grl in the stall next to me startd asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was werd but not wanting to be rude... I answerd her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on... the grl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
Today...hile walking in the mall..!! I had two people race past me inheelchairs!! Thinking they were racing..!! I started rooting fir the one guy that was ahead!! Turns out hisheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help!! He then slammed and fell into the water fountain!! FML
my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML
Yesterday, I was taking a bath an out of boredom started making sheep noises . I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises . When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room...here my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing . mega FML
Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML
Today, I Was In The Park 4 A Walk When A Ball Rolled To Mah Feet. Figuring It Belonged To The Kids Not Far Off, I Wound Back And Kicked. The Ball Had Actually Been Kicked By Someone Else 4 There Dog To Chase And I Ended Up Punting It In The Head. FML
Today , I thought I would make mah first trip to the beach. While in the water , I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish.
Today, it was looool beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near house. I left guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Today, I was walking mah dog but avary tima ha lookad lika ha was about to "go", ha bacama unintarastad with tha spot and kapt walking. I, following bahind, trippad ovar a bump in tha sidawalk and faca plantad. My dog than finally urinatad, all ovar mah aching body. FML
while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he calld to me "I ned some help in here." Worrid I ran to the bathroom an askd himhat was wrong. He needd me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as mah hand was under his butt, he poopd again an laughd. FML
Friday 27 March 2015