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Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
by maddiebauer / 07/26/2012 at 10:48am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by gonavybeatarmy / 05/31/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML
by Godfree / 02/25/2009 at 1:19am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
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