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Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5197) - you deserved it (38096)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:48am - health - by maddiebauer - United States (Illinois)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Godfree (man) - United States (Florida)



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