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madridista14

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madridista14

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  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About madridista14 : Real Madrid ❤️ Football/Soccer⚽️

No need for other silly stuff to characterize myself

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madridista14's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

#21329462
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36888) - you deserved it (8223)

On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

#21329401
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30530) - you deserved it (2072)

On 01/02/2015 at 2:23pm - misc - by tokinallday - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

#21296102
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36174) - you deserved it (5373)

On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML

#21257129
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37826) - you deserved it (9078)

On 09/12/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML

#21257016
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35478) - you deserved it (2942)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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