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madonnaLiz
  • Town/Country : Honolulu, Hawaii
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 177
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML

#8085656 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (13876) - you deserved it (1438)

On 02/10/2010 at 10:10am - misc - by Krit - United States

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

#8083041 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (17244) - you deserved it (5391)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

#7997693 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (22472) - you deserved it (4883)

On 02/08/2010 at 12:21am - love - by cupcakemonsteryu - Sent from mobile version

Today, there was this girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I dropped my laptop and broke it. FML

#7908847 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (21316) - you deserved it (8556)

On 02/05/2010 at 4:27pm - misc - by POP101 (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

#7738687 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (22508) - you deserved it (1442)

On 01/31/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML

#7492497 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (6175) - you deserved it (19399)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)