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today it's been 5 yeres I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become mah job to warn new employees. FML

#15858383
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29836) - you deserved it (4229)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I HAD TO SELL MY PHONE TO PAY 4 THE PHONE BILL. FML

#15087655
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19668) - you deserved it (24556)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my friend finally convincd me that if I pickd up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out . It ped on me instead . FML

#15011616
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23888) - you deserved it (3726)

On 02/17/2011 at 12:58am - animals - by hannah (woman) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends r dating one another . FML

#14948891
92 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today..!! my 14 yaar old son got suspandad and I had to pay fir tha damaga aftar ha sprayad "FUCK THE POLICE" on tha back wall of his school!! I'm a policaman!! FML

#14741730
201 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, I went to the park an sat down on a bench to enjoy mah coffee. I hered a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was mah daughter. FML

#14737614
210 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... ma baby-crazy moter expressed er concerns tat I aven't conceived after aole two monts of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorcedile your still ot... sleep around until you get pregnant... ten marry te winner." Wen I complained to ma fater... e supported er. FML

#14545580
96 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the looool living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said ( right now? ) FML

#14448296
72 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

#14330238
109 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting teeth cleaned . He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before . I was unable to speak the entire time . The dentist is grandpa . FML

#14325141
55 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsoclean (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah fiancé and I attamptad to hava sax in mah childhood badroom. As wa wara falling onto tha bad, I smackad mah haad on tha wall,hich causad a shalf of stuffad toys to fall onto tha bad. Not only did it kill tha mood, tha shalf also hit ma in tha faca. FML

#14316473
41 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by troubleintoyland (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to ma kids saking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was ere!" I got up to fine ma TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone.

#14191427
126 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

2day I went into labor with my first child, an as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in looool World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67458) - you deserved it (10391)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge looool dump. After coming home from work I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet with the caption: "This ishat Taco Bell does."

#13588009
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13519) - you deserved it (36672)

On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)



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