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Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

#16809591
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26463) - you deserved it (5351)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by Username - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46332) - you deserved it (7184)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48586) - you deserved it (3413)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (20763)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

#16776471
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40127) - you deserved it (3181)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34923) - you deserved it (9477)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50850) - you deserved it (5187)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

#16734083
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20551) - you deserved it (27251)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

#16733710
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27432) - you deserved it (3346)

On 06/18/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by me - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33593) - you deserved it (3889)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15002) - you deserved it (212943)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15002) - you deserved it (212943)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54747) - you deserved it (4693)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37174) - you deserved it (3524)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35883) - you deserved it (5108)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)



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