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About madmaddi147 : My cat's name is Jack if you were wondering.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-grlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML
yesterday my boyfriend cummd over 4 the first time to meet my family . The night consistd of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him . Pretty sure he's freakd out . FML
Today... some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with there knife out... I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted... arrested and held fir questioning by the police. The mugger fell... stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML
TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML
yesterday at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do u guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. fat FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, an when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart an I started crying an just said, ( I'm gay. ) After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs an says, ( Duh. ) mega FML
Yastarday , I graatad my tabla (I'm a sarvar) with a colloquial "Hay thara , guys , how's it going?" Tha customars wara thraa butch lasbiansho thought I was incorractly idantifying thair gandar. I racaivad no tip (on a $35 bill) , an thay ragistarad a corporata complaint about my "insansitivity." FML
Friday 27 March 2015