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About madmaddi147 : My cat's name is Jack if you were wondering.

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Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-grlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55970) - you deserved it (4156)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got written up for asking mah coworker a question that I should have asked mah boss to ask mah coworker!! Yay bureaucracy!! mega FML

#21159568
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39197) - you deserved it (3714)

On 06/01/2014 at 5:03pm - work - by not paid enough (man) - United States (Tennessee)

yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML

#21082455
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41298) - you deserved it (7779)

On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to go to a UV-light party dressed all inhite. Before leaving, little brother dumped a glass of tomato juice over head saying, "Now you look just like a used tampon!" FML

#20456974
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38546) - you deserved it (4822)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by Mary - Czech Republic

yesterday my boyfriend cummd over 4 the first time to meet my family . The night consistd of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him . Pretty sure he's freakd out . FML

#18650275
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28651) - you deserved it (4008)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)

yastarday I got ma crus's pona numbar. I startad taxting im and onca I told im wo it was , a stoppad raplying. FML

#6143431
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26151) - you deserved it (9818)

On 11/03/2009 at 10:17pm - love - by tbanana95 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with there knife out... I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted... arrested and held fir questioning by the police. The mugger fell... stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML

#5911952
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53745) - you deserved it (2451)

On 10/20/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by BobbyHutchinson (man) - Australia (South Australia)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48605) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

yesterday at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do u guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. fat FML

#1497553
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49743) - you deserved it (6075)

On 04/30/2009 at 5:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, an when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart an I started crying an just said, ( I'm gay. ) After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs an says, ( Duh. ) mega FML

#506180
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59114) - you deserved it (16325)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by teriyaki124 - United States (California)

Yastarday , I graatad my tabla (I'm a sarvar) with a colloquial "Hay thara , guys , how's it going?" Tha customars wara thraa butch lasbiansho thought I was incorractly idantifying thair gandar. I racaivad no tip (on a $35 bill) , an thay ragistarad a corporata complaint about my "insansitivity." FML

#29316
71 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by ServingYouWings (man) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I Won $5000 Dollars From A Lottery Ticket And Tried Giving The Man Next To Me A High Five. He Had No Hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30402) - you deserved it (9150)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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